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More rave reviews for La Maison des Chaumes

This latest is from Bob and Stacia Cammerarro who just left La Maison des Chaumes after a month’s stay.

 

 

We loved staying at La Maison des Chaumes, Franck and Laura’s home in the village of Villers La Faye.It was well-stocked with everything we could conceivably need and was beautifully decorated to boot. One of the best things (besides the washer and dryer, of course) was all the storage we had. Two beautiful big armoires and built-in cupboards in the bedrooms for a start.

The location was great, lovely countryside with vineyards as far as the eye could see but also close to the busy wine town of Beaune with it’s shops, restaurants, the fabulous 16th century “Hospice de Beaune” and an outstanding Saturday farmer’s market.

We highly recommend this lovely French rental and it’s very helpful landlords.

Stacia and Bob
from Lakewood, Washington

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Vacances à la Beaunoise…

 


Another lovely vacances à la Beaunoise for our 2012 guests.
  

“We stayed here 5 nights. The apartment is so nicely located, just a short walk to the Center Ville where all the action is!

Franck and Laura have done a wonderful job of restoration in this ancient building, and all appliances and furnishings are just as described and pictured. They have included many thoughtful touches. We especially appreciated the lovely bed linens and fluffy towels.

Franck was so helpful in calling and emailing when we experienced difficulty with the wi-fi and TV.

The Brasserie Carnot was by far our favorite restaurant. Food, and service outstanding. Saturday market should not be missed!

We highly recommend Le Relais de Beaune.”

Paula Berscheid AZ, USA

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The Magical Lilac Shutters of La Maison des Deux Clochers

Our first ever Swedish guests just left La Maison des Deux Clochers and are already planning their return trip!

 

“I think that everyone is hoping to find “that place” where you just want to sit on the stairs and don’t want to leave. Now I’ve found that place and I know that me and my family are going to return to this lovely place with the lilac shutters.

This quiet and peaceful little village is situated in the middle of the wineyards. It doesn’t even has a bakery, only winemakers, very good one’s. Every morning we walked with a smile through the beautiful landscape to the next village to buy bread and said “Bon jour” to everyone we met.

There was also a little cat next door who visited us every day. My son and I love cats. This house and this village is such a wonderful place to stay.

Hopefully we’ll return already this autumn.

Thank you!

Jenny & Håkan Ströberg – Stockholm – Sweden

 

I also love waking up to the light pouring through the lilac shutters and captured a photo of one of that dreamy French moment this summer…

 

 

The Grape Years – La Maison des Deux Clochers

Last week’s excerpt ended with the question “What were the two of you plotting?”  This week, the answer to that question becomes abundantly clear…

 

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“Nothing…rien du tout…a simple misunderstanding…it was about another house I have for sale. I have the paper work for this one right here…you are not truly ready to sign an offer right now, are you?’

Franck extracted a pen from his back pocket. “Just tell us where to sign.”

The realtor clawed a hand through his hair. “If only it were as simple as that! I need to go back to my car and find the paperwork…He gnawed his lip. “But a 24 hour expiry on the offer, ce n’est pas possible! Nobody demands that of the sellers.”

“That’s not negotiable,” I said, waving my hand towards the empty space where the Notary’s car had been parked. “Especially given the circumstances of the last few minutes.” It was a desperate tactic, but it was perhaps our only hope of preventing the property from being sold out from underneath us.

The realtor’s eyes darted like minnows but Franck and I stood elbow to elbow across from him.  He sighed and opened his trunk again. “Just give me time to find the documents. It may take a moment.”

I grabbed Franck’s hand.  Did he feel as bewildered and angry as I did? Could this really be happening? Was the Maitre, who was supposed to be our savior, now trying to cheat us out of this property? The scale of the betrayal – if that is indeed what had just happened – was almost too enormous to comprehend. If we didn’t get this property because of Maitre Ange I was certain I would be catapulted back to the way I had felt when we first arrived back in France.  I couldn’t bear the thought.

Je ne crois pas! He’s on his cell phone,” Franck hissed. We were around the back of the car in time to see the realtor gabbling into his cell phone and making frantic gestures with his hands. He face was the colour of a ripe aubergine.

He caught sight of us and hung up without even saying good-bye.

“The paperwork?” I reminded him.

“Turns out I had it in my bag after all.  Sorry, phone call with a client,” he lied.

Oui.” Franck said slowly, arching a disbelieving brow. “C’est cela.” Can we get on with it please?”

The agent reluctantly slid out a wad of paper from his satchel, shut the trunk to use it as a writing surface, scrawled on the papers here and there, then shoved them over to us.  He pointed to the front sheet. “You sign here and here. Both of you.”

Wasn’t there supposed to be more gravitas involved in making a written offer? There was, after all, a heck of a lot of money involved. But then again realtors did this kind of thing every day…unless he was just doing this to get rid of us…

Franck read the papers over line by line while the realtor sighed, then passed them to me. The metal of the car underneath my hip burned, but I took my time. One of the few useful things I had learned over the tortuous last two years was to never skim over a contract.

“You’ve written nothing here about there being a 24 hour limit on the offer,” I said when I had scrutinized the last word.

Bah, you are not truly serious about that?”

“We are,” Franck and I said in unison.  I passed the paperwork back.

The realtor scrawled in the twenty four hour clause and then passed us the pen. I couldn’t believe we were rushing this way to make an offer. We didn’t even know if we would qualify for a mortgage. But if that ache in my gut was right about Le Maitre’s perfidy, we had no choice if we wanted our dream property.

This place was the path to finding myself…ourselves again; it could not be sold to someone else.

I felt exactly the same way about getting this house as I did about finishing my law degree at Oxford. When I walked out of the examination schools after my final exam I was fully expecting that in that very moment, everything would click. Struggle and the anxiety would be a thing of the past.

Franck was there waiting for me as I came down those stairs for the final time, as well as my friends Emmy and Melanie. They were armed with the traditional confetti and champagne and red carnations.  I kept waiting for the click – anticpating a feeling that never came.  Elation was all around me, but I didn’t feel it within me.  Why hadn’t it happened?

Now I understood. It wasn’t my law degree that would make everything perfect – it was this house. Owning this house would change everything.

“You are going to call the sellers, right away, n’est-ce pas?” Franck’s eyes blazed at the realtor.

Bien sûr, bien sûr, but I happen to know they are not home right now. I will try them tonight without fail. Are you sure you do not want to extend the deadline by a week or so?”

Non,” Franck said. “I will be expecting a call from you tonight after you speak to the owners.”

The realtor grimaced, shook our hands in a perfunctory good-bye, and drove off.  I watched his shadow through the rear windshield.  He picked up his phone  and was holding it to his ear before he rounded the first corner.

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A suivre…

The Grape Years – La Maison des Deux Clochers

This week, push comes to shove with the nasty notary.

 

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Our angel now felt more like Lucifer in disguise. We had to act fast. We had to get this house. I grabbed Franck’s arm. “Let’s go ahead and make our offer.”

Oui.” Franck narrowed his eyes at the scheming on the other side of the fence.

“For the asking price,” I said. It wasn’t really a question.

Franck nodded. Le Maitre leaned down and began to whisper into the agent’s ear while moving him even farther away from us.

Tout de suite,” Franck added. We moved quickly to break up the worrisome tête à tête.

As we neared them snippets of the promises Le Maitre was pouring into our realtor’s ear floated over to us. “Already have clients lined up. Switzerland. More than the asking price…just what they are looking for…cut for you…”

My fingers balled into fists.

Franck cleared his throat. The agent jumped.

“We are ready to make an offer,” Franck informed him. The agent’s face was bright red and, in stark contrast to Le Maitre’s belligerent countenance, sporting a sheepish expression.

Quoi?” he spluttered.

“We want to make an offer now.” Franck fixed the pair of them with his gimlet eye.  “Our offer will match the asking price.”

“It will also have a time limit of twenty-four hours,’ I added with an arch look at Le Maitre. I wasn’t sure why that stipulation had popped into my head, but there was no time to ponder that now.

Le Maitre tried to stare me down with a haughty look. ‘As your advisor, I really do not believe-”

I turned my back to him and smiled at the real estate agent. “Can you please write up our offer? Now.”

Beads of sweat dripped off his earlobes. “Ici? Maintenant?”

I gave an imperious nod.

Le Maitre brushed past me and stalked to his Mercedes. Before he got there, however, he turned and shot our realtor a meaningful look. “Don’t forget what I said. Call me.”
He sped off in a cloud of dust. The realtor let out a sound of disbelief at the perfidy of his newest accomplice.

“What were the two of your plotting?” Franck demanded.

 

A suivre…

The Grape Years – La Maison des Deux Clochers

Laura and Franck’s notary finally shows his true colours…could their mistake cost them their dream house in France?

 

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“Do you mind if we confer in private for a moment with our notary?” Franck asked the realtor, who nodded obsequiously and remembered a pressing need to fetch something from his car.

Alors?” Franck asked Le Maitre as soon as the realtor was out of earshot. “Do you see any problems?”

“Not problems exactement,” Maitre Ange smoothed his hair. “The renovation costs will be extensive. I know for a fact that buyers, particularly first time buyers, tend to grossly underestimate them.”

Franck and I were nothing if not novices, but this wasn’t what I wanted to hear. I felt an old, almost forgotten, tenacity stirring.

“I understand what you mean about the high renovation costs,” I said. “But look at all that property down the hill. If we needed extra money we could subdivide and sell off one or two parcels of land.”

Le Maitre’s eyes turned on me with such a patent look of dislike that I took a step backwards. French professionals such as notaries and doctors were not fans of having their revered judgment questioned. Still, I knew what I had just said wasn’t ridiculous. We were beginners but we weren’t idiots. I watched, my stomach sinking, as Le Maitre struggled to replace his expression of disgust with one of mere exasperation. There was someone completely different behind that shiny façade – someone that wouldn’t be inspecting the property for us out of the goodness of his heart.

“I’ll have to speak to the agent about that,” he said. “You know, find out about the zoning in this village and so forth.” He made his way quickly over to the agent, who was still rummaging around the bowels of his car. Le Maitre slung his arm around him and pivoted the agent so they moved away from us, towards the washing house.

“What’s he doing?” I hissed to Franck.

“I don’t know, but I don’t like it.”

A suivre…

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This is an excerpt from my first book project about our adventures buying, renovating, and renting out our four homes in Burgundy. I’m currently searching for a publisher and / or agent, so if anyone knows of anyone who would be a good fit s.v.p. send them vers moi!  If you are enjoying the story, please feel free to share… 

The Grape Years – La Maison des Deux Clochers

This week’s excerpt has the heaven-sent notary inspecting the Marey property for Laura and Franck. The man seems like an angel, but is he really a Judas?

 

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The next day, Franck and I found ourselves scuttling back to our hiding spot under the washhouse in Marey. We peered through the round window for a glimpse of either Maitre Ange or the realtor.

This time I didn’t roll my eyes or complain. I couldn’t bear the thought of anyone interfering with us buying the property. In bed that morning Franck and I had already decided that if we saw signs that our Maitre Ange approved of the place we would make an offer on the spot to the realtor. I pressed my hot forehead against the cool stone. It was all happening so fast.

Soon Maitre Ange arrived in a majestic silver Mercedes that somehow seemed to repel the dust that billowed up from the dry country road. I checked my watch – he was actually on time – inconceivable for a French Notary.

Franck and I covertly slid out from the washhouse and crossed the road to greet him. His blue eyes roved over the property. “Alors, this the place?”

Oui,” Franck said. “The two houses you see here and the two granges further down the hill as well as all the land – it goes all the way down to the vineyards.
The Maitre merely raised his eyebrows and began to walk towards the gate. He unwound the knot of chain, opened it up, and walked right in as though he owned the place.

“The agent hasn’t arrived yet,” Franck clarified. “Perhaps we should-“

“I seem to remember you mentioning that the owners had already moved out.” Le Maitre smiled at us winningly.

“They have,” Franck said. “Still…I’m not sure if we have the right-“.

“They wouldn’t mind prospective buyers such as us looking around, now would they?”

Franck’s eyes questioned me and I shrugged. I had argued pretty much the same thing when we first visited the property. Still, it felt more like trespassing when it wasn’t my idea.

The Maitre Ange didn’t wait around for us to agree or disagree. He strode into the yard as if he owned it, his shining head of silver hair tilted up so he could take in the vast expanse of stone and roof.

Franck and I both waited for a sign from him, what did he think of the place? Nothing seemed to escape his scrutiny. He himself , however, remained inscrutable.

A shrill honk came from behind us. Franck and I whipped around, guiltily. Le Maitre turned slowly, majestically, with one eyebrow cocked to detect the identity of the culprit who dared interrupt his inspection. The agent lurched out of his dusty car, shedding stray pieces of paper and expostulating excuses all the way across the lawn to where we stood.
Franck made the introductions. The real estate agent, taking in the gleaming personage of our Notary, was struck speechless.

Le Maitre rubbed his fingers distastefully after shaking hands with the realtor. The realtor blushed, apologetic rather than offended. “I take it you don’t sell a lot of properties around here?” Maitre Ange demanded.

Non. This is quite out of my secteur. Quite an unusual set of circumstances, actually-“

Très bien,” Le Maitre said, neatly nipping what was surely going to be a tedious story in the bud. “I would like to be shown around the property, s’il vous plait.”

Trembling, the realtor led us over to the low house first. Even though I was keeping my eye trained on Maitre Ange, I couldn’t help noticing things that I hadn’t noticed before; the huge keyhole in the thick wooden door that led into the kitchen, the marvelous, heavy key to unlock it hanging on the wall by the stove, the smoothness of the wooden banister in the tall house that ran under my palm like silk…and then there was the wild purple clematis growing up towards my little garret up in the far outbuilding. Each new and perfect detail drove home an undeniable fact – my future happiness depended on owning this place.

Maitre Ange remained silent during the entire tour, much to our frustration as well as that of the realtor who became more obsequious and nervous with every minute.

Surely Maitre Ange didn’t disapprove, I told myself. How could he possibly object to such a marvelous property at such a bargain price?

 

A suivre…

The Grape Years – La Maison des Deux Clochers

The hunt is on for an honest, non-alcoholic notary to help decide if the Marey house is a steal or a money pit.   If you want to catch up you can go back to the first excerpt.

  

 

There were almost as many notaries in Beaune as there were winemakers I realized as I flipped through the yellow pages.

We hopped into André’s little red car, drove down through the vineyards, past the medieval walls surrounding Beaune, and found a parking spot in the shadow of the Nôtre- Dame church.

We emerged from the car and began to wander towards the rue Paradis towards the Place du Marché. Before we could take more than ten steps we spotted a shiny gold notary seal hanging outside a pair of sleek looking glass doors.

“Look at that!” I said to Franck, who looked as thunderstruck as I felt. A Notary’s office, and a lovely looking one, right here beside where we had parked our car? I had walked around Nôtre-Dame hundreds of times and I had never noticed it before. It was like this notary office had materialized out of the ether just for us.

Franck and I hurried over to read the fine print under the golden plaque.

Notaires Associés – Maitre Ange et Maitre Dupont.

“Maitre Ange? Maitre Angel? You’ve got to be kidding me,” I muttered to the sky after a few moments of stunned silence.

Franck took a step towards the door. It slid open to allow us to enter.

The inner sanctum was just as perfect as the outside. At the reception desk sat an impeccably turned out secretary with a gravity-defying chignon. Franck, who had that French gift for charming secretaries, went up to her and explained our dilemma in regards to the property. We knew we loved it and we wanted to put an offer on it, but we really felt we needed someone like a notary to assure us we weren’t making a gigantic mistake.

Bien sûr,” she nodded. “That is most prudent. I’m sure Maitre Ange will be available to assist you in a few moments.”

Franck and I exchanged glances. The waiting room – this was surely the place where the fairy tale ended. At Maitre Lefabre’s every visit necessitated a tortuous wait in the purgatory of his stuffy waiting room filled with sticky, ripped plastic chairs and dog-eared issues of Paris Match from the 1980s. The waits seemed to be meticulously timed to test human endurance. Maitre Lefabre’s clients were always called in to the inner sanctum of his office just milli-seconds before they were about to give up and leave, not a minute before.

We edged our way towards the sleek chairs and glossy magazines that sat opposite the reception but before we could even sit down a door to the left of the secretary opened. A man with a head of silver hair and a sharply cut suit ushered us in, shaking our hands warmly and introducing himself as the Maitre Ange.

“Pleased to meet you,” Franck and I mumbled, both a bit dazed. To be able to see a notary without waiting…this was a completely novel experience…

Franck quickly gathered his wits about him and after we had sat down outlined the problem admirably to Maitre Ange.

“And what, may I ask, is the selling price?” Le Maitre asked after Franck had given a full description of the property.

Franck and I exchanged a worried glance. Was this the moment of truth when the Maitre would snort and say we had just escaped being horrifically ripped off, or that we were idiots not to have bought it for that price already?

“Two hundred and fifty thousand francs,” Franck answered. I watched Le Maitre, but his composed face revealed nothing. He merely rolled his Mont Blanc between his thumb and his forefinger.

“It does seem perhaps a tad on the high side,” he said, non-committal. “Then again, after a long period of stagnation there is renewed interest in these villages and there are a limited amount of properties for sale. I believe I must see it before I am able to give you my professional opinion.”

Franck winked at me. This is exactly what we had wanted to happen.

“How would you like to be… ah…remunerated…for your time?” Franck asked delicately.

Le Maitre clicked the top of his Mont Blanc pen and bestowed a warm smile on us. “Don’t worry about that. We can figure that out later, depending on whether I am able to assist you or not. Now, when shall we arrange for a viewing? I have some availability tomorrow.”

Fifteen minutes later the viewing had been set up and we floated out of the Notary’s office, feeling divinely protected now that we had the Angel Maitre on our team.

If only life unfolded like this all the time, faith would be a snap.

 

A suivre…

The Grape Years – La Maison des Deux Clochers

This new chapter picks up after we return from the house tour in Magny and realize that although we love the property, we have no idea what we are doing.  If you haven’t read from the beginning, just scroll back and read from the first exept onwards.

 

 

I was sitting on one of the chairs at the table outside, holding a wad of vinegar soaked cotton against my foot under Mémé’s eagle-eyed supervision.

The wasp sting had not only made my foot swell up and itch like the diable, but it had split my brain in two. On one hand I was desperate to cling to the belief that the Marey property was our destiny and that any problems would magically work themselves out with the assistance of Franck’s guardian angels and the Virgin Mary. Each throb of my foot, though, reminded me of all the things Franck had pointed out to the realtor – the warped roof, the grotty wallpaper, not to mention the need to rewire the entire house. The money we had to put as a deposit on the house was finite. Neither Franck nor I had a job or really any prospects of one.

Franck, on the other hand, had no problem believing in only the good omens and discarding the bad. He had already moved us to Marey in his mind.

“We could do a B&B, or a chambres-d’hôtes!” he said, squeezing my hand. “I’ll set up that little room for you in the grange and you can write fabulous articles and pourquoi pas a novel?”

I longed to be swept away with Franck and his plans but the burning reminder of my foot tethered me to the ground.

“What if the property is so cheap because it’s defective?”

The idea had obviously not occurred to him. “Like what?”

“I don’t know. I’ve never bought a house before. Terrible neighbours could be one possibility.”

“The neighbor is Victor’s brother. I grew up with him. He makes and sells honey for a living. He and his wife are charmants.”

I thought for a few seconds more. “What if there are Roman ruins under the ground?”

Franck went pale at this, as I suspected he would. When Franck was just a small boy his grandfather had found some Roman coins while tilling his vineyards. He gave them to Franck on the condition that Franck was sworn to secrecy. Finding Roman artifacts or ruins was a real problem in Burgundy. If it got out the government and the archeologists would get involved and the upshot would be the expropriation of land, a thing to be avoided at all costs.

“I know my Dad always has properties inspected before offering to purchase anything,” I said to Franck who was still mulling over the Roman ruins scenario. “Do you think we could do that?”

“Maybe,” Franck conceded. “But I have no idea how to go about it.”

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We spent the next few hours searching for property inspections companies in the pages jaunes, only to find that like so many surprising things such as peanut butter and money orders and until recently, dental floss, they simply did not seem to exist in France.

“How can that be?” I paced the garden, the pea gravel crunching under my flip flops. “There must be somebody that people can turn to here to check out a place – someone they can trust.”

Franck snapped his fingers. “Notaires!”

“What?”

“Of course there aren’t any property inspectors here. Everyone would just ask their notaire to do it.”

I flopped down on the step beside Franck. “You’re right – that has to be it.”

Notaries were as essential to life in rural France as country doctors like Le Père Durand. Each family seemed to inherit one from their ancestors and the family notary basically possessed a huge file (or files) of paperwork pertaining to their lives; birth certificates, marriage certificates, the buying and selling of vineyards and houses…The files of some Burgundian families spanned back to the 1600s.

My first and only exposure to Franck’s family’s notary – the incompetent Maitre Lefabre – was not felicitous. He was a notorious drinker who cared far more for a good Gevrey-Chambertin than doing legal work. The previous summer he had been responsible for filling out all the forms for our marriage and he had forgotten to get us to fill out several essential ones. The secretary from Villers-la-Faye’s mayor’s office called us a week after the ceremony to inform us that despite the copious amounts of wine and champagne that had been consumed, as well as that epic pièce montée that had been gobbled up, as far as the French government was concerned, we weren’t officially married yet.

“I’ll call Maitre LeFabre’s office.” Franck stood up.

I pulled him back down again. “Not so fast. Remember our wedding papers?”

This checked him for a moment, but then he shrugged. “But who else could we go to?”

“There has to be other notaries around.”

“But none of them know me, or my family. Maitre Lefabre may not be the best notary around, but he’s our notary.”

“He’s an incompetent alcoholic.”

Franck shrugged as though this was hardly damning enough to justify going elsewhere.

“You know, I wonder if all that drinking means that Maitre Lefabre has a loose tongue?” I continued. “Doesn’t he do work for almost everyone in these villages? Are you sure you could trust him not to blab all about the property, especially after a few bottles at lunchtime?”

Franck fiddled with a stray tendril from the wisteria, troubled now. “No,” he admitted, finally.

“We need to find someone a bit more anonymous,” I pressed my point. “There must be several notaries in Beaune.” I hopped up to retrieve the page jaunes from the house before Franck could change his mind.

 

A suivre…