Desolée, But No Friendly Asses at Grape Rentals

Merci to Roxanne Black who sent me the below property description that she found when looking for lodgings in Burgundy:

“Gite (7 persons) and B&B (suite of 4 pers) in the borders of Morvan near Beaune and its vineyards. Table d’hotes. An ideal of holidays and romanticism for the amateurs of forests, of lake and waterfalls. Our asses and horses shall welcome you as a friend.

I’m all for giving suberb value to our guests at Grape Rentals, but I draw the line at providing friendly asses.